Camp Lotsadogs
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10 DOG PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS

1 Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not funny at all!
2 Yelling at me for barking.. I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!
3 Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
4 Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... stop it!
5 Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.
6 The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
7 Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
8 Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
9 Dog sweaters. Hello?? Haven't you noticed the fur?
10 How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous.